Justin's Super Happy Fun Quiz

This is a quiz on Justin. It tests how well you know me. Most of this stuff is pretty obscure, in fact, I'd be surprised if anyone gets a full score. Some of this stuff I've never told anyone.

Anyways, if you score too low and feel bad and want to get to me better, you should probably give me a call or something and we can go hang out.

Well, there are 35 questions. Have fun.


Click here to just view the high scores table.


  1. What nation does Justin have a peculiar and unexplained affinity towards?
    Russia
    China
    Ireland
    Canada
    Greece
  2. I'm thinking of a number.
    1
    2
    5
    12
    23
    42
    69
  3. Which liquor is Justin most likely to drink at night?
    Rum
    Vodka
    Kahlua
    Cognac
  4. Which liquor is Justin most likely to have in the morning?
    Rum
    Vodka
    Kahlua
    Cognac
  5. Which of the following has Justin never considered for a career?
    Filmmaker
    Sheppard
    Forest Ranger
    Military
    Author
  6. What is Justin not afraid of?
    Mirrors
    Spiders
    Being Crushed
    Clowns
  7. Which of the following does Justin not find funny?
    Abortion
    The massacre of untold innocents
    Dropkicking small dogs
    Vlad the Impaler
    Clowns
  8. Which TV show is not on Justin's to-watch list
    The O.C.
    American Idol
    24
    Law & Order
  9. Who would win in a fight?
    Batman
    Superman
    Sailor Moon
  10. What is Justin's favorite drink?
    Milk
    Freshly squeezed orange juice
    Sunny Delight
    Bottled water
    Coffee
  11. Which nickname has Justin never had?
    Justino
    Justangi
    Justangamangus
    J-Dog
    Jesus
    Silent Justin
  12. Which quality annoys you most about Justin?
    The fact that he is better than you
    His humility
    His superior sense of dry wit
    (he really is better than you, you know)
    Jebus
  13. What comprises the majority of Justin's heritage?
    Canadian, German, French
    Russian, Irish, Italian
    Russian, Native American, German
    Irish, Italian, Candian
    Italian, Native American, French
  14. Justin's prefered genre of reading is...
    Science Fiction
    Fantasy
    Classics
    Russian
    Poetry
  15. Which of the following has Justin not compared favorably to Jesus?
    Google
    Perl
    Tivo
    Sliced bread
  16. Which section of the newspaper doesn't Justin regularly read?
    Front page
    Sports
    Business
    Arts
    Comics
  17. Justin's prefered method of communication is:
    Phone calls
    Letters
    Email
    Talking
    Sticky notes
  18. One of these ones is not like the other...
    Bill Cosby
    Chris Rock
    George Carlins
    Dennis Leary
    Bill Hicks
    Sinbad
  19. If Justin's body was the United States of America, where would you want to live?
    Florida
    California
    Massachussettes
    Texas
    Michigan
    Maine
    Puerto Rico
  20. If Justin said "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," what would he actually be thinking of?
    A number
    A letter
    A color
    A colon
    Boobs
  21. Boobs?
    Boob
    Boobs
    Legs
    All of the above
    ...
    Personality
  22. What is Justin's favorite smiley face?
    :)
    ;)
    =)
    =p
    :*
  23. Which of the following is not acceptable?
    Kevin mooning Justin and friends
    Kevin not wearing pants around the house
    Kevin touching Justin in his "bathing suit area"
    Kevin touching Justin with his "bathing suit area"
    Kevin Jr.
    All of the above
  24. The wallpaper on Justin's old bedroom in Troy contains scenes from:
    Oriental culture
    Vikings
    Colonial America
    The salem witch trials
    None, his wallpaper isn't fucking retarded
  25. Justin claims he didn't put up the sticky notes around the house, who does he claim did it?
    Jesus
    Ghosts
    Gnomes
    Elves
    Faeries
  26. Which of the following does Justin do well?
    Dance
    Sing
    Talk
    Dream
    Become a productive member of society
  27. Justin's prefered field of computer science is...
    Generic programming
    Artificial intelligence
    Systems administration
    Software engineering
    Computational complexity
    Databases
  28. Which major doesn't interest Justin?
    Art
    Management
    Astrophysics
    Psychology
    Biology
  29. Justin only keeps one religious icon, what is it?
    A small metal cross
    A star of david
    A small green Buddah
    The name of god on a gold necklace
    A silver pentagram on a leather necklace
  30. What religion is Justin?
    Agnostic
    Jewish
    Christian
    Buddist
    Wiccan
  31. Favorite pet?
    Jabba the cat
    Marty the ferret
    Houdini the hamster
    Nemo the siamese fighting fish
    Willy the frog
    Shamrock the dog
  32. Look!
    An obvious distraction!
    An invisible man!
    An undercover copy!
    Boobs!
    Shoe's untied!
    Made ya look!
  33. Where does "Lifefeed" come from?
    A vampire fetish
    A fear of dying
    A Tool song
    A piece of hardware
    random combination of 2 words
  34. Justin's favorite vitamins are shaped like...
    Dinosaurs
    Flintstones
    Rugrats
    Circles
    sorry, Ovals
  35. What is Justin's favorite holiday?
    Christmas
    Valentines Day
    Halloween
    Purim
    Summer Solstice

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